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God vs Man contest
How Great We Aren't!
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that the human race had
come a long way and no longer needed God.
So they picked one scientist to go tell Him. "God," the
appointee said, "We've decided we no longer need You. We can cure disease, clone
people, and create life, so why don't you just go on your way."
God listened patiently as the scientist explained all of this,
then said, "Very well. But first, let's have a man making contest, doing it just
like I did back in the old days with Adam."
"Sure, no problem," the scientist answered as he reached down
to pick up a hand full of dirt."
"No, no," said God, "Get your own dirt!"
Author Unknown
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